English Funny Cartoons :
“if you want to change the world, do it while you are single, because after marriage…………. you can’t even change a TV CHANNEL!”
Fun in Chat :
A Girl Chatting Online with Unknown Man, Man; “can you give me your mailing id??” Girl; “sure! here it’s…….. [email protected] Unknown Man; “thanks here’s mine mailing id” [email protected] slipperiswaitingforyou.com
Old Aunts :
My old aunts would come and tease me at weddings, “Well Sarah? Do you think you’ll be next?” – We’ve settled this quickly once I’ve started doing the same to them at funerals.
Doctor and Patient :
Doctor: ” I m sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live.” Patient: “What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!” Doctor: ” Nine.”
Mr. Jeffries :
Job interviewer: “And where would you see yourself in five years’ time Mr. Jeffries?” – Mr. Jeffries: ” Personally I believe my biggest weakness is in listening.”
Maid Cartoons :
Maid wanted a salary raise Madam wanted 3 reasons why the maid thought she deserved a raise Maid: I can cook better than you. Madam: Who told you that? Maid: Your husband told me! Madam: Ok, second reason. Maid: I can iron better than you. Madam: Who told you that? Maid: Your husband told me! Madam: Ok, and the third reason? Maid: I am better in bed than you. Madam’s face swelled with rage. Madam: Did my husband say that?! Maid: No the driver told me. Madam: Lower your voice. Is 25% enough?
Politics Fun :
Before Elections “Please Sir Give Me Vote Once!”
After Elections “Please Sir Listen to Me Only Once!”
The Mystery of What makes a Joke Funny
One consistent finding in scientific studies is that laughter is universal and predates humans, while humour seems to appear alongside modern humans – wherever there is a record of modern humans, one finds jokes and funny cartoons.
Within the office, particularly in stressful tasks, humour is frequently utilized to promote cohesion in a group so as to manage anxiety in a suitable manner. But in addition, it functions to exclude outsiders, who will discover such humour to become unpalatably dark. This last point is significant — exclusion of the others can help enhance group cohesion.
We’re all a part of different social classes, and that is going to impact our strategy to humour. As well as representing culturally shared values, humor reflects our ambitions and our awareness of what we’d love to locate funny cartoons. Charlie Chaplin remains extremely popular in China, whereas in the West we could love him but we do not often find his humor which makes us laugh — it appears predictable and conservative.
That is because Brits prefer to believe they are somewhat more complicated in their own humor compared to a person being chased about by naughtily-dressed girls.